Captain Fawcett's Private Stock Beard Balm, 60ml
- Product Review (submitted on 13 June 2017):
- Recently bought a tin after a recommendation from my barber. I have to say that upon first glance at the ingredients I was feeling pretty sceptical after noting that it contained patchouli. The smell of patchouli reminds me of the unwashed hippies from my Uni degree. For some reason it was their scent of choice. When patchouli is mixed with body odour it produces an ungodly assault on the olfactory system. Thankfully I couldn't actually smell it and after applying the first time was hooked on the extra manliness that I felt I had instantly achieved. I felt so good with my extra dose of manliness that I went and took up conpetitive woodchopping. True story. Now I have a beard and I chop wood. At 38 years old I have finally become a real man.